Avoid a Speeding Ticket Using Your Dirty Dog
|Baby Jaden. Born 4/4/11 – 7lbs, 7oz. Adorable.|
@#$)(#@* Pause Dr. Goljan and his Gynecology lecture. Roll down window.
Do you know why I’m pulling you over ma’am? blank, innocent stare
I kid you not, friends, the officer interrupted his own onlyspeedinemergencies speech to talk to about my dog. What can I say? He’s just that cute.
So, naturally, I asked him if his Cockapoo was as dirty as the orphan-looking dog riding in my passenger seat who, I’m 90% sure, has not seen sunlight in at least 4 weeks thanks to his neglectful parents failing to secure him a trip to the groomers. I glanced to my right and gave Wrigley an if-you-growl-at-the-cop-I-swear-I-will-leave-you-on-the-side-of-the-road* look and my obedient animal friend happily wagged his tail and gave his best puppy dog eyes.
However, thanks to that haircut issue, I highly doubt anyone could even see his eyes – but, officer, if you could see his eyes I swear they would be big, black, please-don’t-give-my-broke-mom-a-ticket eyes.
Mr. Highway Patrol left with my info and subsequently returned to my window wielding a white piece of paper. He flashed a “you’re welcome” grin at Wrigley and handed me a typed-up warning without saying anything.
And, for the record, I happen to think dog-loving officers are really great, as well.
Tell me your law-enforcement stories! Have you ever gotten a ticket you didn’t deserve? How about gotten out of one you probably did deserve??
Other Posts You May Enjoy:
2 Comments + Add Comment
Leave a comment
Trackback URL Link:
I’m a Medical Student (that means I'm in school to become a doctor). My life story can be viewed here. I started this blog in hopes of landing a role in a Lifetime movie so I could quit school and move to Hollywood, so if you wouldn't take medical advice from Angelina Jolie, you shouldn't take it from me. I may not even be a real person. In fact I'm probably a spambot. Or a 15 yo boy blogging from a dingy basement. If you're really interested you can read more about me here. If you have any questions or want to guest post contact me.