{"id":2370,"date":"2011-11-06T22:52:27","date_gmt":"2011-11-07T03:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mindonmed.com\/?p=2370"},"modified":"2011-11-06T23:01:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-07T04:01:18","slug":"hoarders-med-student-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/2011\/11\/hoarders-med-student-edition.html","title":{"rendered":"Hoarders: Med Student Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I&#8217;ve expressed my disdain regarding wearing my white lab coat many times around here &#8211;\u00a0<em>it&#8217;s hot, it&#8217;s uncomfortable, it&#8217;s germy<\/em>\u00a0&#8211; but something I&#8217;ve never allowed myself to admit is that sometimes it can be kind of useful (SOMETIMES. like when it&#8217;s not being annoying&#8230;or stiff&#8230;or disgusting).\u00a0The pockets are just under 14 light years deep, so if you need to carry a <strong>galaxy or two<\/strong> with you into a patient room or <strong>14 Red Bulls and a pint of icecream\u00a0<\/strong>back from the cafeteria, <em>you&#8217;re in luck<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mindonmed.com\/2011\/11\/hoarders-med-student-edition.html\/309520_10101267261993684_8303382_77303273_1939048634_n\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2371\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2371 aligncenter\" title=\"White Coat WTF\" src=\"https:\/\/mindonmed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/309520_10101267261993684_8303382_77303273_1939048634_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"454\" height=\"454\" srcset=\"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/309520_10101267261993684_8303382_77303273_1939048634_n.jpg 720w, https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/309520_10101267261993684_8303382_77303273_1939048634_n-100x100.jpg 100w, https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/309520_10101267261993684_8303382_77303273_1939048634_n-300x300.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 454px) 100vw, 454px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been just over a week since I last scavenged through this thing, here&#8217;s what I found in today&#8217;s weekly purging before the ceremonial washing of the MRSA mall:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>14 Alcohol Prep Pads<\/li>\n<li>1 Large Bandaid<\/li>\n<li>1 Maxwell Quick Reference book<\/li>\n<li>1 TTUHSC Ob\/Gyn Clerkship Pocket Guide<\/li>\n<li>2 Prescription Examples<\/li>\n<li>2 Pens (unusually low tally)<\/li>\n<li>1 Highlighter<\/li>\n<li>1 Pyxis Scrub Machine Card<\/li>\n<li>$21 in cash<\/li>\n<li>$1.27 in change<\/li>\n<li>1 Pocket Vision Screener (obviously a necessity on L&amp;D?)<\/li>\n<li>1 Ob\/Gyn Clerkship Checklist<\/li>\n<li>4 Pieces of Blank Paper with Book Notes<\/li>\n<li>7 Active Patient Lists (<em>not pictured for patient privacy<\/em>)<\/li>\n<li>7 Page Journal Article on Intrapartum Amnioinfusion for Meconium-Stained Amniotic Fluid<\/li>\n<li>1 Discharge Medication List<\/li>\n<li>1 Patient Log List<\/li>\n<li>1 Daily OR Schedule<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>HOW?! WHY?! Please tell me I&#8217;m not the only one&#8230;please?<\/h3>\n<p><em>I suppose I should look at the good news, at least there wasn&#8217;t a speculum or wet prep hiding in there&#8230;I mean I am on Ob\/Gyn right now.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve expressed my disdain regarding wearing my white lab coat many times around here &#8211;\u00a0it&#8217;s hot, it&#8217;s uncomfortable, it&#8217;s germy\u00a0&#8211; but something I&#8217;ve never allowed myself to admit is that sometimes it can be kind of useful (SOMETIMES. like when it&#8217;s not being annoying&#8230;or stiff&#8230;or disgusting).\u00a0The pockets are just under 14 light years deep, so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2371,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[60,37],"tags":[534,287,286,274,288,526,289,72,527,88,285],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/309520_10101267261993684_8303382_77303273_1939048634_n.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2370"}],"version-history":[{"count":37,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2402,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2370\/revisions\/2402"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/old.mindonmed.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}