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Jun
25
2012

Four More Legs…?

I think we’re gonna need a bigger vehicle. Tweet This Post

Jun
3
2012

Oh Hello, Fourth Year…

Mmhmm

I’ve finally buckled down and started studying for Step 2 CS, the third of four USMLE “Step” exams we have to take to be a fully licensed physician. So far I’d say it’s going as well as can be expected… I plan on taking the test at the end of June and having a week off before fourth year starts. On that note, holy wow – when did fourth year become weeks away? Our fourth […]

May
2
2012

The Reply-All Button Ruins Lives

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I like to give people the benefit of the doubt and assume that in 2012 everyone who has an email address understands the difference between a “reply-all” button and a “reply” button. Unfortunately, I am discovering this is not the case and, as such, feel it is my moral duty to inform you all that reply-all can ruin your life (and annoy the snot out of me) when used incorrectly. So, what’s the difference? Reply: […]

Apr
18
2012

Comedic Relief – Funniest College Prank Ever

One night my sophomore year of college I came home from a long shift at Buffalo Wild Wings to find my room had been toilet papered by my friends and roommates. I remember being mad for some ridiculous reason (maybe because I paid for the toilet paper??), but looking back it was quite hilarious. However, nothing quite approaches the level of hilariousness presented in this video. A group of BYU students has taken the cake […]

Mar
11
2012

Dogs That Eat Bugs & Spiders That Eat People

GrowlingWrigley

If you know me in real life (or even just read this blog or my Twitter occasionally) you’ve probably figured out that I have three dogs who are equal parts crazy and awesome (and by equal parts I mean 97.4% crazy, 2.6% awesome). They occasionally wreak havoc on the neighborhood, but once in a while will do cool things like keep me from getting a speeding ticket….or save my life when my husband isn’t home. […]

Jan
20
2012

Sh*t Med Students Say

Haven’t talked to me in a while? Here’s what you’ve been missing: “So, he was telling me he gets a lot of sand in his eyes…but…uh…he’s always been like that…so…um…but he told me about it…so maybe it’s…I dunno…maybe it’s clinically significant.”   And on that note, holy wow our surgery rotation is intense. See you guys in late February…I’ll be the one with the bags under my eyes and mascara tears of fear (or sweat […]

Nov
30
2011

Night People Smart, Morning People Happy?

Alarm

I remember as a kid staying overnight at my grandparents’ house during the summers – the days always seemed to start out with the two of them getting up at (what seemed to me) a ridiculously early hour. They’d sip black coffee and chat and my grandma would fry up some bacon and scramble an egg for my cousin and I when we finally rolled out of bed well after the sun had said it’s […]

Nov
6
2011

Hoarders: Med Student Edition

White Coat WTF

I’ve expressed my disdain regarding wearing my white lab coat many times around here - it’s hot, it’s uncomfortable, it’s germy - but something I’ve never allowed myself to admit is that sometimes it can be kind of useful (SOMETIMES. like when it’s not being annoying…or stiff…or disgusting). The pockets are just under 14 light years deep, so if you need to carry a galaxy or two with you into a patient room or 14 Red Bulls and […]

Oct
10
2011

Of Flaming Ovens & Paula Deen

Oops...

When the mood strikes I occasionally like to pretend I’m Paula Deen and dress up in a collared shirt, lay on the thick(er) Southern drawl and cook up a little storm in our kitchen…and by “cook up a little storm” I literally mean become a human baking cloud and rain down flour all over my clothing, floor and iPad recipe app while attempting to concoct something edible. Sometimes I get really lucky and produce pure […]

Jul
1
2011

Life As I Know It…

is about to drastically change.My job is no longer simply learning about the basic science of disorders and regurgitating answers on exams…starting next week I get my first real taste of what a doctor does. My first clinical rotation is Internal Medicine and I am very excited to see the ins and outs of hospital work. I’m ready to get into the nitty gritty of what I came to medical school for in the first place […]

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I’m a Medical Student (that means I'm in school to become a doctor). My life story can be viewed here. I started this blog in hopes of landing a role in a Lifetime movie so I could quit school and move to Hollywood, so if you wouldn't take medical advice from Angelina Jolie, you shouldn't take it from me. I may not even be a real person. In fact I'm probably a spambot. Or a 15 yo boy blogging from a dingy basement. If you're really interested you can read more about me here. If you have any questions or want to guest post contact me.

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